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New Linking Policy

Now that Eccentrica has taken over for the conspicuously absent Emily for the next month or so, she would like to make a few policies crystal clear to readers.

First of all, she would like to declare on behalf of the temporary management that anyone expressing opinions that are not 100% in concert with her own (including her annoying habit of referring to herself in the third person) will be de-linked in a most public manner, even if they were not linked by this site before. She will link them special for the occassion of ceremoniously de-linking them.

And then she will smack them upside the head with one of these.

Her first delinking will be that of Sheila O'Malley, because Eccentrica does not happen to care for the work of Charlotte Bronte. Tough luck, trollop. That's what you get for having tastes in literature alternative to her own. This simply cannot be tolerated, lest she feel her integrity compromised.

It is her understanding that Ms. O'Malley is also a fan of the atrocious film Titanic. Plans for a public de-linking of her site were set to coincide with the ten year anniversary of that piece of crap being foisted upon the public, but Eccentrica feels the matter can wait no further.

And finally, any of you bitches writing favorable posts about Henry James, well you'd just better watch your goddam back, man. She's got sinister but deserved plans for you.

Think for yourself. Go on, she fucking dares you. The management knows that your link in this space is one of the things you hold most dear in life and losing it might also mean the loss of your will to survive. Such is the nature of Eccentrica's vicious demeanor. She's got a website, and she's not afraid to use it.

Posted by Emily at March 31, 2005 02:06 PM | TrackBack (2) |