May 19, 2005

Getting medievel on his heiny

Our friend JeffS, the "token non-n****r and non-hispanic in the US army" has some fun playing Whack-a-Troll over at Blair's. Troll is reduced to wishing him dead and frothing about pedophelia.

Andrea has since exterminated said troll for taking advantage of her kindness.

Posted by Ken S at May 19, 2005 07:27 AM | TrackBack (0) |
Comments

PlantBarf really imploded there, didn't he? Well, it's a nice way to break the routine....Whack-A-Troll!!

Posted by: The Real JeffS at May 19, 2005 08:15 AM

Heh, nice schmack around, JeffS!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at May 19, 2005 08:28 AM

You know why there are so many possums "sleeping" near the side of the road, right? It's because they're a triple-threat: ugly, dumb, and slow. Further, when confronted with danger, they simply go catatonic - the famed 'playing possum' is not a clever strategy, but in fact a neurological disorder.

I suspect that these Trolls must be some subspecies of possum. They never have anything new to say; they never improve their minds or their manners; they just keep slinking forth onto the information superhighway to be scrunched with extreme prejudice.

And, just like possums, there's always more coming.

Posted by: Nightfly at May 19, 2005 12:43 PM

Well, I hear that 'possum is good eatin'! They sure is easy targets!!

Posted by: The Real JeffS at May 20, 2005 05:35 AM

Meeser JeffSes hateses nasties trollsers.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at May 20, 2005 05:39 AM

I hear 'possum tastes like chicken.

Posted by: Ken Summers at May 20, 2005 05:58 AM

For the record, frogs' legs really DO taste like chicken.

Posted by: Dave J at May 20, 2005 07:48 AM

Yes they do, at least the ones I gigged as a kid. For that matter, so does rattlesnake (seriously).

Posted by: Ken Summers at May 20, 2005 07:52 AM

Yeah, but how do lefties taste?

Posted by: The Real JeffS at May 21, 2005 04:50 AM

Oh, this is just too damned funny, JeffS. I was going to mention a now-defunct site called Hippies are for barbecuing (well, obviously not (as I told them) - hippies are far too old, dry, and stringy for barbecue, they need to be braised or ground).

Anyway, I did a Google search to see if it had been resurrected anywhere else and found this page. Scroll to the bottom for a laugh.

I should take a screen shot, I suppose.

Posted by: Ken Summers, Perversion Catalyst at May 21, 2005 07:22 AM

Lefties taste like pork. However, troll tastes like rancid boiled leather, so dining on them is not recommended. But you can carve their skulls into nice decorative bowls.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at May 21, 2005 09:04 PM