So I want you to know that I unequivocally condemn myself in advance for this post.
If you happen to see some ALF or ELF type moron carrying a molotov cocktail, just shoot the bastard. The gene pool will thank you. Or, if killing is too violent for you, just fire a warning shot to the knee.
Oh wait, that's two over-the-top comments. I unequivocally condemn myself for the second one too.
Posted by Ken S at July 14, 2006 12:51 PM | TrackBack (0) |Can I applaud you instead of condemning you?
Posted by: Bitter at July 14, 2006 01:08 PMOk, but I think you're required to condemn yourself for it. I'll have to check the rule book to be certain.
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at July 14, 2006 01:09 PMI condemn you, sir, for suggesting that it is acceptable to merely wound ALF/ELF types.
Posted by: Tainted Bill at July 14, 2006 01:12 PMBoth knees?
How about both knees and a spleen?
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at July 14, 2006 01:16 PMSomewhere between the two.
Posted by: Tainted Bill at July 14, 2006 01:39 PMWell, that would solve the gene pool issue. Consider it done.
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at July 14, 2006 01:41 PMDo I have to punish myself while condemning myself? Because I'm really not into that like you are, Ken.
Posted by: Bitter at July 14, 2006 03:15 PMThe rules are ambiguous but I think condemnation is sufficient.
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at July 14, 2006 03:27 PMI appreciate the link and all, but I don't see how the story about the knee-capping ties in with the ALF nonsense....
I think we should do some research to find out why members of ALF and the like are so freakin stupid. I mean are the gutless and stupid- the Molatov Cocktail was a fake and just a "warning" and they made a mistake about the house - or just plain stupid in that they screwed up twice, the bomb didn't work AND they got the address wrong.
I remain a member of the People for the Eating of Tasty Animals. (And I don't feel the need to condemn anyone except the gutless idiots of ALF!)
Posted by: Zendo Deb at July 14, 2006 07:00 PMHow about a spanking, Ken?
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 15, 2006 07:18 AMI'm flattered you asked but you really should ask Emily. You're not really my type.
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at July 15, 2006 07:55 AMI don't usually advocate violence of this sort, but if you if you really wanna remove from the gene pool, aim for the twig and berries (at least if it's a guy).
for a woman, you're on your own. But I think some of those hardcore environmentalist women either (a) aren't interested in men or (b) put most men capable of breeding off of the idea of doing it with them.
"twig and berries"
Now THAT'S a creative euphemism.
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at July 16, 2006 02:22 PMDon't shoot the loon, shoot the Molotov Cocktail and let him roast
Posted by: GeorgeH at July 16, 2006 06:28 PMI've wanted to shoot ALF ever since those 10-220 commericals.
Posted by: Nightfly at July 17, 2006 10:08 AM