Fuck off, Yahoo homepage. You're supposed to be able to check your Yahoo mail from that little tab on the right without having to go into the whole mail thing, and it NEVER WORKS. EVER.

If your password has expired, you have to go in and enter your password. Fair enough. But if it's not, you STILL get this message that says "Go to Yahoo! mail!"

I WOULD DO THAT, Yahoo, but you put this little window up there so I wouldn't HAVE TO. And your little window DOESN'T WORK.

Fuckers.

I think you touched a nerve.

I've never seen them before. That is kinda weird.

My Yahoo page is sub-par. There are no annoying kids on it. Where are my annoying kids? This is just another example of how we in the south are discriminated against by evil corporate cabals--what, they don't think we're high-tech enough for annoying animated kids? We're just pitiful red state flyover country with our dial-up and our trailer parks and our pork products?

Yeah? Well screw you and the annoying kids you rode in on, Yahoo! You won't get away with oppressing my cracker ass!

And also, what Lisa said. Stupid non-working mail utility. It's probably a conspiracy.

Hmmm...I do not see the kids. And I'm at work, "stealing time and bandwidth" from my employer, not at home, using my cheap cracker red-state dialup.

Emily, what kinda drugs you on? Maybe that's why you're seeing the kids.

They were there. I swear to what not.

I saw them too. Freaky little bastards.

They're not there now. They're messing with our minds.

I just noticed they were gone. Maybe someone at Yahoo read my post and took them down just for me.

Bless their little pea pickin' heart

And here I thought it was my superior powers of geekitude that kept me from seeing all the browser-driven hallucinations you mere mortals are heir to. I had to go to my boyfriend's computer (booted to Windows) to see the little devils -- but only using IE. Firefox didn't show them, even on Windows.

Hey Yahoo, leave them kids alone

(Pink Floyd moment)

LOL!