September 29, 2006

No, it didn't mean that

From an email making the 'net rounds, about an ad to sell a recently purchased motorcycle:

I'm selling it because it was purchased without proper consent of a loving wife. Apparently "do whatever the f*** you want" doesn't mean what I thought.
Indeed. Even I knew that.

Posted by Ken S at September 29, 2006 07:03 AM | TrackBack (0) |
Comments

Oh, man. I know that, too. I learned it the same way he did. I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed when it comes to the opposite sex.

Posted by: Rob at September 29, 2006 08:15 AM

Neither am I, but I've had a lot of painful experience.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at September 29, 2006 08:21 AM

My personal favorite lie is "You don't have to go [to her friend's party or whatever] if you don't want to".

Posted by: Tainted Bill at September 29, 2006 08:28 AM

Y'all just missed the rest of the sentence.

"Do whatever you want .... and live with the consequences!"

:-D

(Mebbe that's why I'm divorced???)

Posted by: Julie at September 29, 2006 08:37 AM

Sometimes, we learn, Julie. I don't need a hundred whacks any more. 99's enough.

Posted by: Rob at September 29, 2006 08:51 AM

That particular wifely response is right up there on the list with "Fine."

Danger, Will Robinson! Warning! Warning!

Posted by: Brian B at September 29, 2006 09:27 AM

....danger.... will robinson.... warning...

OK, I think I've got it all down so far. Keep going, this is good stuff!

Posted by: Nightfly at September 29, 2006 02:57 PM