October 05, 2006

We're all FATheads at heart

[UPDATE: A few more links added]

For Joel, who's a FAThead.

The KFAT Family Reunion (Doo Doo Wah)

It's a KFAT Family reunion, hello yesteryear.
There's my brother, there's my uncle, there' my mother, there's my son,
My whole FAT family's here.
We came strollin' into town, rock 'n' rollin', get down
Like it was 1983 again.
In commemoration of a renegade station,
Let the party begin.

At the KFAT family reunion the FAT-slap a-happen in the sun.
FAT folks, FAT beer, FAT jokes, yeah we're
FATheads havin' FAT fun
And if you're losin' your hair the family don't care,
Your age and your shape don't matter,
'Cause at the KFAT Family reunion everybody's older and fatter,

At the KFAT family reunion let's wallow in some dirt
We got a big supply of pig to fry and Moose Turd Pie for dessert.
Yeah, and everybody here is a volunteer
We're helpin' our own
We're gonna fatten up some kids and move 'em all in
To a brand new big fat home

Compliments of the KFAT family reunion, the FAT-slap a-happen in the sun
FAT folks, FAT beer, FAT jokes, yeah we're
FATheads havin' FAT fun
And if you're losin' your hair the family don't care,
Your age and your shape don't matter
'Cause at the KFAT Family reunion everybody's older and fatter

I'm gonna say hello to all the fatties I know.
I'm gonna give my best
To all the DJs I admired before the all got fired
By the chickenshitt Wuss of the West
We're gonna dance and play all day
Until there ain't no light
And then the Free Mexican Air Force
Will be flyin' tonight

Right here at the KFAT Family reunion, the FAT-slap a-happen in the sun
FAT folks, FAT beer, FAT jokes, yeah we're
FATheads havin' FAT fun
And if you're losin' your hair the family don't care,
Your age and your shape don't matter
'Cause at the KFAT Family reunion everybody's older and fatter

Yeah, at the KFAT Family reunion everybody's older and fatter
(It's good, though!)

Posted by Ken S at October 5, 2006 09:29 PM | TrackBack (0) |
Comments

Thanks, Ken! That was a walk down memory lane. I never heard the station live, but I used to hear tapes my dad and aunt had made of it.

Posted by: Joel at October 6, 2006 08:07 AM

Oh man. Any chance you could make some copies of those tapes?

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at October 6, 2006 08:16 AM

That was the only station in the universe on which you could George Jones followed up by the Blasters. They used to get punk rockers calling the station to request Hank Williams. It was really weird and really wild.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at October 6, 2006 08:17 AM

My dad died 12 years ago, but I'll ask my aunt if she has any next time I talk to her.

Posted by: Joel, president of Catholics for Xenu at October 6, 2006 01:34 PM