From the bulk box today:
To: MeFrom: An Asshole
Subject: People laugh at you.
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I would include a link for Ken's benefit, but at his age the "5x more enjoyable" could be life-threatening.
At a place I worked at a year ago, a woman got some penis spam in her email. She had no concept of spam, so was convinced some pervert had selected her out and had purposely sent this message out to her only.
Posted by: marc at November 16, 2006 01:14 PMWhat kind of bubble do you have to live in to have no concept of spam?
Posted by: Emily at November 16, 2006 01:16 PMAs if my life hasn't already been threatened numerous times.
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at November 16, 2006 01:31 PMIs this your way of saying you're interested in the link, Ken?
Posted by: Emily at November 16, 2006 01:33 PMWell, Emily, woudln't you be happier if your penis was 4 inches longer, 20% thicker, and your orgasms were 5 times as enjoyable?
Hell, wouldn't the last one alone be enough?
Why do you hate America? And large penises?
Posted by: Sigivald at November 16, 2006 01:55 PMI've got nothing against them in and of themselves, I'm just glad I don't have one of those things dangling all over the place.
Posted by: Emily at November 16, 2006 02:56 PMIt doesn't dangle all over the place. Only certain places. And sometimes it's not "dangling" at all.
Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at November 16, 2006 03:20 PMHeh. Notice SpamBoy didn't mention how long it actually took before he started enjoying himself 5x more. Would probably kill the market.
Posted by: Nightfly at November 17, 2006 10:15 AM