November 22, 2006

That's A Relief

Click here for proof that there is a God.

Posted by Emily at November 22, 2006 11:57 AM | TrackBack (0) |
Comments

I'm not at all convinced that this proves the existence of a deity. People avoid doing appalling things everyday without divine intervention.

Posted by: Tainted Bill at November 22, 2006 12:01 PM

Wow, you really are quite earnest in your atheism, Bill. I was just joking.

Posted by: Emily at November 22, 2006 12:04 PM

As was I. I guess it fell flat.

Posted by: Tainted Bill at November 22, 2006 12:38 PM

Celebrity denial of sextapes will soon become the official start of the Holiday Season.

Posted by: marc at November 22, 2006 12:58 PM

But what does one buy for loved ones to celebrate such an occassion?

Posted by: Tainted Bill at November 22, 2006 01:10 PM

Bill,
Guess we both did. ;)

Marc,
These denials are good year-round.

Posted by: Emily at November 22, 2006 01:12 PM

But what does one buy for loved ones to celebrate such an occassion?

Copious amounts of antiemetics.

Posted by: Boy Named Sous at November 22, 2006 05:52 PM

I should have used an emoticon :) But you're right that I can be a really serious atheist. We're hosting Thanksgiving tomorrow, and I'm wondering who to do a reading from: Darwin, Harris, Ingersoll or Dawkins. :-)

Posted by: Tainted Bill at November 22, 2006 06:51 PM

Make no mistake kids, the tape does exist. The jackass just forgot to take off the lens cap.

Posted by: Mumblix Grumph at November 24, 2006 01:52 AM