November 28, 2006

Things you don't want to read

After a hard day of work, when you're finally unlaxing with a good beer, and just clicking around the 'net for a little light humor before dinner, you really don't want to read this sentence:

They are the still-warm spermatozoa of a tall, shaven-headed Dane who ejaculated not half an hour ago in a booth at Cryos International Sperm Bank in Aarhus, a university town on the northeast coast of Jutland.

Posted by Ken S at November 28, 2006 07:13 PM | TrackBack (0) |
Comments

The Vikings are still determined to take over England, one way or another.

Posted by: Alan K. Henderson, Disgruntled Republican at November 28, 2006 09:16 PM

On we sweep with thrashing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore!

Posted by: Nightfly at November 29, 2006 09:32 AM

Sperm, sperm, sperm, sperm, sperm, sperm, sperm, sperm, baked beans and sperm....

Posted by: Boy Named Sous at November 29, 2006 09:45 PM

I didn't know that word had a 'to' in it.

Dang.

Learn something every day.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at November 30, 2006 01:37 PM