February 27, 2007

My morning laugh

Via Bitter comes this gem from Scott Adams:

Have you noticed all the coincidences lately? For example, first we have Britney Spears, who has a baby, then shaves her bush, and acts like a chimp. Then we hear about actual chimps that use SPEARS to stab BUSH-BABIES. The news didn’t say whether any of those chimps are named Britney, but you’d be foolish to bet against it.
Bastard owes me a new keyboard.

Posted by Ken S at February 27, 2007 06:22 AM | TrackBack (0) |
Comments

Well, I'll consider it a true coincidence (or maybe some kind of bizarre message) as soon as some member of the BUSH family has a BABY and names it BRITNEY, and then some twit-on-the-left makes a chimp joke about it.

Posted by: ricki at February 27, 2007 08:32 AM

Don't forget about the lesbian koalas

Posted by: KG at February 27, 2007 10:32 PM

Koalas? I thought they were lesbian monkeys.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at February 28, 2007 06:44 AM