Jeez. Is the Sackatomatas Bee now hiring high school kids? And feeding them dope? After this and this, now I got two today. One was that the dopey woman who drove her kid to an afterschool fight won't be charged. Okay, marginal, certainly not urgent breaking news.
Then just now I get this one:
Breaking News Alert: Slowdown in home sales continuesJeebus wept. Posted by Ken S at March 15, 2007 01:09 PM | TrackBack (0) |
Isn't it such a huge relief to know that there are no crises, there is no danger, there is literally so little of bad going on in the world that a continuing slowdown (is that like Generalissimo Franco still being dead?) is breaking news.
(/sarcasm)
Posted by: ricki at March 15, 2007 01:21 PMHey, it's better than their TV counterparts.
My favorite was during the peanut butter recall:
"Something you're eating could be making you very very sick! Film at 10!"
Boy that made me choke on my din-din....
That's like the old joke, "Moscow in flames! Missiles en route to New York! Film at 11!"
Give me a newspaper anytime....
Posted by: Julie at March 15, 2007 03:39 PM