Just don't say The Name That Must Never Be Spoken™, less you want Emily on your ass.

That wouldn't be safe. Not at all.

So...does this mean we'll get six more weeks of winter?

More likely six more weeks of

NON!

STOP!

NEWS!

COVERAGE!

BTW, I toodled on over to Protein Wisdom. Absolutely nothing about this new development. I think Jeff's in denial.

Thank god the national nightmare is over. This, coupled with the news of Brittney and K-Fed reaching a divorce settlement, takes a great load off my mind.

I knew it would.

Jeff Goldstein is still in mourning. All that potential comedy, gone forever.

Such a waste.

Must be nice to be able to become fabulously wealthy just by having impregnated a dead woman. This guy might as well have gold-plated sperm.

The baby? Oh, well, I suppose she'll be fine. Whatever.

Yeah, Joel, they can always hire a nanny or six. Poor kid.

Larry Birkhead reminds me of Kato Kaelin.

Which makes me pity that baby even more.

Joel,
She probably wasn't dead when he impregnated her...

Birkhead - I first heard his name yesterday.

From the neck down, at least, Emily.

Oh, I know: cheap shot. But I couldn't resist.

This whole thing is just so tacky and sordid. I feel sorry for the kid; there's almost no way she's going to grow up with anything like a normal childhood. When this whole mess first started, I said to someone I know, "The best thing they could do for that kid is adopt her out to a normal family somewhere and not tell her about her background until she's old enough to deal with it (if ever)." He was moderately shocked at that but I stand by my comment (And yeah, I know the whole sticky "when do we tell our child she's adopted" thing. But I somehow think nothing good can come of a seven year old knowing her mommy was Anna Nicole Smith and her mommy dropped dead of a fatal drug combination....)