it comes in pints?

If you're goin' to San Francisco
Better carry a can of mace
If you're goin' to San Francisco
you're gonna meet jerks who get up in your face

For those who drive in San Francisco
The last Friday's a scary time there
In the streets of San Francisco
Scary bikers with unwashed hair

All across the nation, so much confusion
People fed up with rudeness
There's a whole society wanting civility
people fed up people fed up

For those who drive in San Francisco
better make sure your insurance's paid up
if you come to San Francisco
Probably want make sure your car's well-insured

If you come to San Francisco
you'll be shocked at how rude some can be

(Okay, so it doesn't scan. It's been ages since I heard the song and I'm not going searching for an mp3 file of it.)

Haha! It definitely scans!