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Country/Western Trivia (Roger Miller Edition)

I assume we can just give the trophy to Emily in advance, but perhaps there will be some surprising surprises...

...because it's NOT Roger Miller tonight. Oh hell no, something like that has to be planned out well in advance. I promise, when I do a Roger Miller [genefluct] edition, it will be a hardcore m****rf****r.

Instead, tonight I'll just have a little fun seeing as how I'm going into work again tomorrow. It's a Jerry Reed Edition. Yeah, I know, shame on me; Jerry Reed deserves more than just an exhaustion/alcohol-induced Edition, but I can't think of anything else tonight, it's after 9, I'm getting up at 4 tomorrow to hit the salt mines, and Jerry can just suck it up. (Note to my man Jerry: I promise I will do a better version sometime). And they may all be gimmes.

1) You're loaded up and truckin'. Where are you headed?

2) If everybody blames your old man for making you mean as a snake, what's your name, what do you do for a living, and how do you do it? And as a bonus question, how did your old man make you mean as a snake? And as another bonus, who's going to get you?

3) If you're with Homer Jones and Big John Talley, what are you doing and where? And describe in 25 words or less what happened after that.

Jesus christ, this fucking computer is totally fucked tonight. I might add some more questions in the morning. Goodnight.

Posted by Ken S at June 22, 2007 09:11 PM | TrackBack (0) | Category: Country/Western Trivia