June 29, 2007

Is P***s Burning?

Yes, John, only when the herpes acts up. Well, also when some gal on morning TV sets fire to her (You probably have to wade through a commercial).

Well, not really. Stupid lighter didn't work. Shoulda got a Zippo. But she did put P***s through a paper shredder, so it's all good*.

*Note to the hopelessly credulous: it was (technically) the newscopy that went through the shredder. But we reserve the space option.

Posted by Ken S at June 29, 2007 06:17 AM | TrackBack (0) |
Comments

What is that rhetorical device called where you mention something by claiming you're not going to mention it?

I dunno. I guess I'd rather see, instead of, "*pout pout* I hate this story and don't want it to be our lead," the newslady just taking a DIFFERENT story and leading with it, and not making such a big deal over things.

But still.

Maybe what they need to do is make P***s paper-dolls, so people who feel the need for some symbolic destruction, can.

Posted by: ricki at June 29, 2007 06:26 AM

Symbolic destruction is what it's all about.

When you can't have the real thing, of course.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at June 29, 2007 06:32 AM

BTW, that clip was of outtakes, I think. I have no idea if it was actually mentioned on the air.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at June 29, 2007 06:33 AM

Check out this one, too. It's pretty damn funny.

Posted by: Emily at June 29, 2007 10:08 AM

Ha!

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at June 29, 2007 10:23 AM

"For multiple partners, use form PWH-SLT-01"

Posted by: Emily at June 29, 2007 10:24 AM