June 29, 2007

Help a link whore get a date

The poor boy sounds desperate. Hey, I've seen pictures of her, I understand his motivation. And he's in the sidebar.

UPDATE: Eric also supplies the quote of the day:

I want to slip into her bedroom, steal her stem cells, and clone her into a harem of hot Jewish brunettes.
It's good to have goals.

Also, this quote:

God has the power to shove a flamethrower up my hide, and I am appreciative he has not done so as of yet.
Indeed.

Posted by Ken S at June 29, 2007 06:47 AM | TrackBack (0) |
Comments

I understand his motivation too, and I'm a happily married man. Smart, funny, conservative and pretty darned hot. If I were designing a woman who would have had nothing to do with me in college... oh wait, no woman wanted anything to do with me in college. Or afterwards, for that matter. I'm just lucky that my wife apparently suffered some massive brain trauma in her past which allows her to be attracted to me.

Even if I were single, MKH would be out of my league. Actually, it would be more like out of my species.

Posted by: physics geek at June 29, 2007 07:37 AM

Even if I were single, MKH would be out of my league.

I think you speak for all the males of the species there, PG.

Posted by: Boy Named Sous at June 29, 2007 07:46 AM