July 25, 2007

Priceless

I normally shy away from the train wrecks that are L*ndsay and Br*tney, et al. Every once in a while, though, there is a truly outstanding line that cannot be passed up.

Some people are content to simply fall off the wagon.

Other people set their wagon on fire, drive it off the highest cliff they can find and detonate a small nuclear device about halfway down. Count Lindsay Lohan in this camp.

Heh.

Apparently, this one includes not only the usual DUI and possession, but possible vehicular assault.

Posted by Ken S at July 25, 2007 10:25 AM | TrackBack (0) |
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"Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease," Berk said in a statement Tuesday.

That's right, but you know what? Over-indulgence is a serious character flaw and I'm sick of people who don't see the difference.

Posted by: Emily at July 25, 2007 10:46 AM

But it wasn't her coke! She's innocent; she said so herself.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 25, 2007 11:25 AM

IMHO, Lindsay peaked in that remake of "The Parent Trap".

Posted by: The_Real_JeffS at July 25, 2007 11:40 AM

That was a very cute movie. It's quite sad, and pathetic really, how the wheels have come off her cart since then.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 25, 2007 11:43 AM

Not only was that article upsetting but also the birthdays at the bottom of the column: the lead singer of Sonic Youth is 49? Oof.

Posted by: Kate P at July 25, 2007 08:07 PM

I have no clue what Sonic Youth is, but the dude's older than me.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at July 26, 2007 12:18 PM