August 22, 2007

Oh man

I can't wait to get home so I can read this whole complaint in all its loony glory.

Thanks Joel. You made me laugh. A lot.

UPDATE: I have now had a chance to read the whole thing. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Posted by Ken S at August 22, 2007 04:48 PM | TrackBack (0) |
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Oh my gosh...
My favorite part is where he says Bonds gave mustard gas to Saddam Hussein.

Posted by: Julie at August 22, 2007 05:09 PM

oh, my head. It is never a good thing when someone has produced a "legal" document by hand-printing it. The only thing it's missing is having been done in different colors of crayons. And a few more exclamation points. (I maintain that prisoners have too much free time. Can we not bring back chain gangs?)

My favorite part is about the corked bat with the secret chambers for the HGH supplements...

No, wait...the part about the mustard gas being part of the "oil for food" scandal is my favorite part.

Posted by: ricki at August 22, 2007 07:14 PM

My favorite part is the injunction against the defendants' pets.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at August 22, 2007 07:24 PM

Well, that and the Steak and Shake. Like Barry wouldn't go to Arby's.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at August 22, 2007 07:25 PM

Yeah, I found the whole thing sort of dubious until I got to the Steak and Shake reference, and then suddenly the intricate web he wove made perfect sense.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at August 23, 2007 03:57 AM

I couldn't bear it past the first page.

Posted by: Emily at August 23, 2007 05:21 AM

I feel kind of bad laughing so hard at him, since there has to be something seriously miswired in his wittle bwain.

Posted by: Tainted Bill at August 23, 2007 05:38 AM

I didn't think I could read any more after seeing "Hank Aaron's bat" named as a defendant. *shakes head*

Posted by: Kate P at August 23, 2007 06:04 AM

This is the best B-movie script EVER.

TREASON!
MAJOR FRAUD!
BAD DEBT!

Starring Jonathan Lee Riches© as "The White Suge Knight" - see him and his fellow Suge Knights as they use the Force (pro se) to bring Bud Selig and his trained Ferrets of Chaos to JUSTICE!

And just so you know - Swiss Francs are the officially currency of Planet Bananas.

Posted by: nightfly at August 23, 2007 10:10 AM

I didn't know what a "Suge Knight" was so I looked it up. Now I kinda wish I hadn't.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at August 23, 2007 10:29 AM

makes one proud to be a lawyer...

Posted by: KG at August 23, 2007 12:16 PM

I'm o.k. with the part about bringing ferrets to justice--my college roommate had a ferret and it was a big stinkball of evil.

Posted by: Kate P at August 23, 2007 07:20 PM