November 15, 2007

You F**king ignorant cracker redneck bastard motherf**kers

Would you dump battery acid on Mozart records?

Would you put first folio edition Shakespeares into your pot-belly stove?

Would you feed the Mona Lisa into an Osterizer?

You filthy rotten Tennessee cracker motherf**kers probably would.

"Jack never did anything wrong, and the whiskey itself is innocent."

Indeed. Mr. MacDonald, I salute you!

Posted by Ken S at November 15, 2007 06:47 PM | TrackBack (0) |
Comments

Can we start the Fuck Off thread now? It's 5 O'clo...er... It's Friday somewhere!

Posted by: Boy Named Sous at November 15, 2007 09:05 PM

Blasphemers! Heretics! BURN THEM!!!!! Bring forth wood and oils!

Posted by: Tainted Bill at November 16, 2007 07:30 AM

Would you blow up ancient statutes just because it was a different religion??

Oh, wait. The Taliban would.

Posted by: panhandle cooter at November 19, 2007 07:36 AM