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The year in review

Nah, not me. It's Tony Hicks in our local deadtree. Here are some choice highlights, but read the whole thing:

[Britney] shaved her head, got tattoos, went to rehab, left rehab, went back to rehab, left again, then went back. Again. Despite that, she couldn't, or wouldn't, stop partying and driving badly, to the point where a judge gave custody of her two sons to her Ward Cleaver-like ex-husband, Kevin Federline... her children [are] safely ensconced with history's worst rapper. But, as she said when firing her manager for making her go to rehab, she, like, totally doesn't have a problem.

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[Paris] was sentenced to 45 days for reckless driving, got it reduced to 23 because she's rich and bought a Bible. She then pretended she was mentally ill, got sent home, had to go back, cried for her mother, finished her sentence and went on "Larry King Live" to tell the world she was a new, less-shallow Paris Hilton. We have yet to see any difference.

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Somehow, 2007 was the year when female celebrities waited until their water broke before admitting they were pregnant.

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Speaking of babies, we also discovered that Larry Birkhead was the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, which was a crushing disappointment to anyone who had the dead guy, Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband or O.J. Simpson in the office pool.

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Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump's early 2007 "feud" was about as meaningful as two 12-year-olds slap-fighting after school. Apparently, each thinks the other is ugly or something.

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Despite all the craziness of 2007, there were actually a few high points. ... Madonna didn't make a movie in 2007.

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