it comes in pints?

Damn trees! all they do is pollute and cause smog.

The CoCo Times link required registration for me.

When I was little we asked my grandmother what happened to her father. He said, "A tree fell on him and he died." Years later, we found that there was a decade or so between those two events. Still -- damn trees!

He said, "A tree fell on him...

She said, dammit. Hit the "post" button by mistake. By the way, I never knew his name. I little googling turned up the obituary of one of Grandma's (six) sisters. His name was Fred.

Now there's no redwood oppression,
For they passed a noble law,
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe, and saw.

(with apologies to Rush - the band, not the fat guy)

I wonder what Treebeard would say about this...

"Hoooooommmmmmm! Kill the solar panels!"

Perhaps I should apologize as I've said, on occasion, when people really frustrated me:

"Evolution should just do away with people and start intelligent life over again, maybe with the trees."

I really didn't expect the disembodied non-existent anthropomorphized Spirit of Evolution to actually listen to me. Especially since I don't think such a thing exists.

Typical Sunnyvalians, trying to be like Paloaltoonians they get the smug part wrong. No bamboo flooring in the green eco-sensitive kitchen makeover for you!

I had to register at the Times, too, but there's a plethora of paswords at bugmenot.com.

I like it when the envirowackos get their hemp-tied ponytails all wadded up.

Remember, kids, guns don't kill people, TREES kill people.

--Sonny Bono (attributed)

"Guns don't kill people - I DO."

--UHF

Kill the redwoods, let Lowe's and Home Depot and Tim Allen sort 'em out.