February 29, 2008

Welcome, Galactic Confederateers!

On the "Xenu Save Us" post below, we just got visited by some apparent followers of Xenu. I don't understand the language, can anybody translate?

From our good friend Kazelnyp:

"Hi!zkmk! awjtw owcmj srind yizms"
Well Hi yourself, and welcome aboard, Kazelnyp!

From our good friend Kazellja:

"Hi! nwizd muehr xpvnb roxvd"
Hi right back atcha and welcome aboard!

And finally, from our good friend Kazelldh :

"Hi! wtpjy cbcsn ieuyw zffqf"
Hi and welcome to you too, Kazelldh!

Please extend a warm welcome to our new Xenu-worshipping friends!

Posted by Ken S at February 29, 2008 08:18 AM | TrackBack (0) |
Comments

Ken,
That translates roughly to "welcome to OT III. Give us all your money and what is left of your soul."

Posted by: Emily, Xenu's Handmaiden at February 29, 2008 08:26 AM

Well, I have no soul so I guess they're out of luck.

Posted by: Ken S, Fifth String on the Banjo of Life at February 29, 2008 08:32 AM

That's okay. You can grow a new one through auditing sessions priced on an upward scale starting at $250.00. There's nothing wrong with you they can't fix!

Posted by: Emily, Xenu's Handmaiden at February 29, 2008 08:38 AM
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