Well, not really applicable to today's headlines, but strangely applicable to Emily's post below. More accurately, applicable to my comment on Emily's post. Sort of. But I find it amusing, and it's as best as I can recall the actual quotes and characters:
[Emily adds: sorry, Ken. I had to close the comments on this post. The spammers apparently have a fetish for dropping their links in it.]
Jim: ...so I changed my name to become part of the counterculture.
Tony: Yeah, but why Ignatowski?
Jim: Ha! Say it backwards!
Tony: "Ick - swo - tang - gi"
Jim [frowning]: Wow. That's not even close to "Starchild".
"Odds Bodkins. The bumpkin is back."
Hat tip to Sis for the inspiration.
[paraphrased, and with thanks to the Morning Show for the tip]
This is your brain.
This your brain on Scotch.
"UNCLEAN!"
Yes, I just voted in the California Primary. I feel dirty.
Don't ask.
No particular reason or story, but I just happened to come across it while perusing old posts and it seemed strangely applicable to the current crop of both Dembulbs and Rethuglicans:
There may be honor among thieves, but there's none in politiciansI miss Teh Fred.
"It was the War Between the North and the Yoo-nited States of America!"
"I know what's going on here. You had an orgy. And I wasn't invited!"
(Link stolen from Instapundit)
"Yes, yes, yes, it's dripping with irony!"
Megathanks to my buddy Julie, who also reminded me that tomorrow is the 32nd anniversary of the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
"Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod"
"We don't have any homos in Texas. Live ones, anyways."
"As ideas go, that's really Iranian"
[Because I'm still so pissed off and need to calm down]
Brevity is the soul of lingerie
Which means my brain is largely nonfunctional at the moment. Which means that all I have is a random, fictional quote.
...At which point, Still Bill made what has become the definitive statement regarding "materialism" in Oklawaha County and elsewhere. He said, "Let them that don't want none have memories of not gettin' any."* Yes, I know the original word was "walkin'". Hush up.